Not quite a good title but that’s the truth... Actually, we also scheduled today will be our next practice since last Saturday. And we finally decided every Saturday would be our practice for rocking on December’s sake-we NEED EVERYDAY if possible of the rest of the summer to practice!!!!!!!! So, we all expected Nic to come. S***. But she called me up and told me she couldn’t make it. THAT PLACED ME ON CULTURE SHOCK. For some reason.....................

          BIG S***!! She’s grounded.

          GROUNDED?!?!?!?!?! Where are her parents anyway?!?!?! Can we come and lock them out so Nic could go?! We need her BADLY... She said since she already made great escapes for millions of times, she must stay at home and was not permitted to go out. [So, it’s like, she’s in a tower or something waiting for her prince to kill the dragon] This is not happening ever...It’s like, I was placed on a terrible world and words are flying in the sky and words like ‘yeah, nick’s not coming, so prepare your voice, chick’ are echoing on my ears!!!!!!!!!

          I can write. Ok. Are we clear with that?!?! You can make me write for a whole day and make a book of senseless sonnets and request stupid poems for a day or a week... I can assure you that.

          BUT SING?!?!?!?!?!?!

          Oh my God. Where on earth am I going to get the voice for that?! Well ok. I can sing in exchange for another 2 months vacation for The Calling. Make it 5 months of vacation and I’ll sing forever.

          Nick, I’m goin to kill you the moment I’ll see you and your sexy body.

          Don’t abuse me. Tell you what- I’m GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

          You see, Beryl’s still not home, so that means, I’ll do her guitar-strumming although my strumming sounds so bad, I’m still having extra guitar lessons from Alex whenever his vacation comes so I’ll take that part and now, our ever beautiful vocalist is telling me she’s not coming on this session?!?!?!

          Men, I can’t sing. Ok. Arrow on Maliz now. Wait. Can she sing while studying her drum playing?! Dodo?! Let’s see. I guess she already asked Dave to help her on back vocals so I guess that’s a little help.

          Ok. I arrived at their house in the afternoon and everything was set. We jammed again and practiced more on Zombie, then Baby one more time by Bowling for soup. Uhm . Excuse me, Crush Britney here. She totally suck and all the people knows that. Baby one more time is a rock version made by Bowling for soup. Actually, my hand aches right after the first chorus coz all the chords have bars on them... So, could you imagine the pain?! And also for a fact that my fingers are short...Whatever, we still managed to jam up.

          I can’t believe it. I sang. But as time flies, my voice cracked on:

          “..they are fighting...”

          HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          I sounded like a total parrot!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Laugh with me please! Hahaha...If only you heard me and if only we recorded it..

          Right after that, all of us stopped... [‘All’ sounded like there are many of us when there are only Maliz, Dodo and I. MANY, aren’t we?!] I mean, we all laughed our hearts off!!!!! That was a funny moment...

          Beijing sent us a text message if we had a jam... We had a little plan about that... Even though we don’t like him around, we made him come as long as he can see that we’re using his drums. Plus, also, he’ll never come again right after today. Heh heh heh!!!! We’re so cruel. But hello, we’re not so comfortable with any guy around hanging with us too, like nothing... Plus, the one he likes isn’t here. She’s grounded so if ever he just went over to Nick’s instead of wasting time in going here, I’ll reply to his text messages ALWAYS. And IMMEDIATELY. Men, he’s really uninvited.

          And UNWANTED. The Village speaks.

          Ok. He came. We had our one last song and then we all hurried to go home. We all pretended except for Maliz who’s already in a real hurry to go home coz she promised someone she’ll attend some baptismal ceremony or something.

          No prob-she asked permission from her mom and-

          Oops. Rewind. She asked permission from her YOUNGER SISTER.

          So! Still no prob, her parents not knowing but still, she told her young sister about this session...

          She went home first then followed by me [Not to mention, my cousin came to watch us prac] and my cuz and...DODO?! Left alone?!

          No way! She went with me to the mall although it’s not PART OF HER FREAKING PLAN. You know-just to escape from Beijing...

          The Girls of the Millionaire Village are SOOOOOOOOO GOOOOD.

We’re done!

Loi

Alex Band’s LEGAL Wife